o hi

I’m moving my blog over to Tumblr, which you can now find at the convenient location of http://blog.mattmelvin.com! Also, I’ve got myself a twitter account as well, @MattMelvin! Follow me!

An unfinished version of the new Wolverine movie got leaked the other day. I can’t wait to see the final version. Just look at those special effects!

Kris says: yeah u like that
Kris says: *i
Matt says: i thought you were talking dirty to me for a second there
Matt says: got my hopes up

I really want to go on this show and immediately take the first offer. Just to be a dick.

“I’d like cases 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Deal. I’ll be in the green room. THANK you…”

Jack in the Box is running a commercial lately for their mini sirloin burgers. I’m sure they taste delightful, as all fast food does, but the commercial for them is disgusting.

Using midgets to advertise your mini burgers is pushing your limits. But giving them chipmunk voices!? What the hell were you thinking? How did that make it past the board meeting? It’s not even funn; it’s just offensive.

Okay, it’s a little funny. But it’s still offensive.